Dial M For Moron

In the spirit of the season,

the President offered a toll free

phone number to help those

who've lost their homes.

In the spirit of his presidency,

he gave the wrong number!

Books Soon Available on Mobile Phones for Readers On The Go

"Yes, Myrtle, I just love War and Peace on my mobile phone.

But thank God I got the abridged edition"

Math Problem

The cost of the US military effort in Iraq and Afghanistan is almost double the official figure, a US report says.


Perhaps we shouldn't have asked King George
to do the math

Bedtime for Gonzo

Attorney General and Memory Expert

Alberto Gonzalez announced his resignation

today...though he might not be able to

recall this tomorrow.

The President reportedly responded to the news

like he does to everything else....

"grudgingly"

Viet Numb

In a fiery patriotic speech Wednesday, the

President demonstrated that battling on in

Iraq is just as important as it was in

Vietnam....

If that is so, let's come home now....
for he and Dick (5 deferments) Cheney
sure showed us the way back then!

(It's easier being Mr Patriot when

sending other people to do the dying...)

"One of the best-read people I've ever met"

That's what Karl Rove
said about President Bush
in a radio interview.
And it must be true...
after all, the President himself
admitted last summer that he
had just read
"3 Shakespeares."

Express Line, No Waiting

The people of New Orleans waited and waited for help from the administration.

And many are still waiting for a safe place to live...

But some people can't wait...
they're in the Express Line!
(and Cheney's stocks are
losing value).

So there's good news today for the big money boys who hate govenment and love that free market:

The Fed has poured billions in additional liquidity into the banking system in recent days, and Friday’s rate cut marked its most dramatic effort yet.