Would You Take Investment Advice From This Man?

Now that Rupert Murdoch is taking over
The Wall Street Journal, we can't wait
to get our financial news from O'Reilly
and Geraldo!


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20032918/

I Didn't Know You Cared

At the historic first press conference of

British PM Gordon Brown and George W

Bush, Bush told BBC political editor Nick

Robinson "next time you should cover

your bald head."
"I didn't know you cared," Robinson

responded.

"I don't," said the President.

This time we believe him.........

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/2007/07/31/baldheaded_cheek.html#more

Some People Bring Cake...

but Condi brings weapons when she goes

for a visit.

To show the Saudis, Egyptians and Israelis

she loves them all,

she's bringing them all new weapons!
Forget all that talk of democracy in

the Middle East.

You got oil, you'll get guns!

Because we LOVE peace, y'know!..
But not as much as munitions...................

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/IH01Ak01.html

Rush to Judgement

On Wednesday's show, war strategist

Rush Limbaugh responded to a listener

who stated that the troops in Iraq didn't know

who to shoot...

"Just wipe them all out," he advised.

Isn't this a rather roundabout way to win hearts and minds?

Chertoff's Tummy Troubles

Who needs fact-checks when Michael Chertoff can do

tummy-checks?

His gut is warning him of something awful.

On the other hand, he might just need some of this!

Empty Pockets

Vice President Cheney's office cupboard

may soon be as empty as his rhetoric!

Senate Democrats moved Tuesday to cut off funding for Vice President Dick Cheney's office in a continuing battle over whether he must comply with national security disclosure rules.
A Senate appropriations panel chaired by Sen. Richard Durbin, D-Ill., refused to fund $4.8 million in the vice president's budget until Cheney's office complies with parts of an executive order governing its handling of classified information.

We hope he will appreciate this patriotic cost-saving

move!

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/2007/07/panel_moves_to_cut_off_funds_t.php

Scooter's New Best Friend

An editorial in the Wall Street Journal

tries to distract from the typical gangster skullduggery

with noble sentiments.

The rescue of Scooter with big piles of cash

and no jail time is nobly presented with quotes

from the "Soldier's Creed!"
"Leave no fallen soldier behind" --

TRANSLATION:

"leave no one who can talk behind!"

Even Paris Hilton serves more time than a NeoCon!

It's Good To Be The King

On Tuesday's patriotic pre-4th of July

program, Rush Limbaugh warned of

some folks having too much power.

A warning against Presidential authority?

Heavens no!

It was a warning against the dangers of

Republican-appointed prosecutors and

judges who dare to prosecute W's pals.

Presidential Monopoly

The President used his favorite
Monopoly card to keep Scooter

from prison....

and to keep him quiet.

Tony Snow defended the action on Tuesday

by stating that Libby's fine remained.

When a reporter reminded Tony that

the fine would be paid for by Republican contributors,

he noted only that:

"Americans are a generous people."

Especially Americans who want him to keep his mouth shut!